Bubs: At the Zoo we rode the train and the carousel, Bunny rode the ponies, we petted the sting rays and we fed the giraffes.
Me: No wonder she loves you more than me. You are like a weekend dad, "I'll buy you things. Please love me."
Bubs: Yeah. You are the disciplinarian and I'm like the drunk uncle, the drunkle.
Bunny: That car is on the sidewalk. I'm so mad.
Me: Why don't you tell it that you are mad? You'll feel better.
Bunny: I'm mad at you car. You no park on sidewalk. We walk on sidewalk.
Me: Do you feel better?
Other bits of randomness:
Anti Icky Poo really works. It even cleans the smell of decaying vegetables, skunk spray and dead bodies. Not that you'd need to get rid of the smell of a dead body, but in case you do.
Anti Icky Poo is really fun to say.
And if you were wondering Sir Pees-A-Lot has struck again. In the bookcase this time.