Things Overheard in my House and Other Randomness

Bubs: At the Zoo we rode the train and the carousel, Bunny rode the ponies, we petted the sting rays and we fed the giraffes.

Me: No wonder she loves you more than me. You are like a weekend dad, "I'll buy you things. Please love me."

Bubs: Yeah. You are the disciplinarian and I'm like the drunk uncle, the drunkle.

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Bunny: That car is on the sidewalk. I'm so mad.

Me: Why don't you tell it that you are mad? You'll feel better.

Bunny: I'm mad at you car. You no park on sidewalk. We walk on sidewalk.

Me: Do you feel better?

Bunny: Yes.

Other bits of randomness:

Anti Icky Poo really works. It even cleans the smell of decaying vegetables, skunk spray and dead bodies. Not that you'd need to get rid of the smell of a dead body, but in case you do.

Anti Icky Poo is really fun to say.

And if you were wondering Sir Pees-A-Lot has struck again. In the bookcase this time.